The day I did absolutely nothing

I woke up this morning in a real funk. I decided right away I was going to do absolutely nothing today but sit on the computer, lay on the couch or read a good book. Sounds good right? I thought so. I mean, I work hard everyday, I thought I deserved a day off. That is not how the life of a mom goes though. Instead of a day off I...(in no particular order)

-Made breakfast for 6 starving kids
-Fought Ian to take a bath
-wiped Ian's bum
-Fought Ian to get dressed
-Carried Ian to the bus
-did Millie's hair
-Ran kids to two different schools
-Wiped Owens bum and threw him in the tub
-Scrubbed both bathtubs
-Scrubbed the toilets, with a tooth brush
-vacuumed the front room rugs
-picked up and vacuumed the family room
-vacuumed the hall
-washed my sheets (they had blood on them, thank you Owen's nose bleed)
-tried to clean blood out of the carpet
-washed the boys blankets
-washed, folded and put away 3 loads of laundry
-shoveled the driveway
-made PB &J for lunch
-played in the snow
-vacuumed my room
-put my bed back together
-visited with my visiting teachers
-made a double batch of  poppy seed bread
-cleaned the windows on the french doors
-Showered, make-up, and hair (I never did get dressed though!)
-wiped Owens bum again
-changed a diaper
-wiped down my kitchen chairs (gross)
-mopped underneath the bar
-drove Millie to ballet
-visited with Suzanne
-picked Millie up from ballet
-made dinner (chicken, mashed potatoes, and corn)
-unloaded and loaded the dishwasher; twice
-fought Ian to take his medicine
-wiped Ian's bum, again
-spent an hour on my Napa paperwork
-Checked facebook every 30 min (haha)
-Put 3 kids to bed by myself, each of  them crying

Wouldn't you know it though? by the time Adam got home it looked like I had done absoultely nothing. Oh Well, that was the idea after all!